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Game of Thrones Double Dactyls

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Warning-contains spoilers!

 

House Targaryen

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I.

 

Maddily, baddily,

Aerys Targaryen

Ruled well enough till he

Went off his head.    

 

We don’t see much of his 

Irrationality;

Episode one finds him

Already dead.

 

 

House Baratheon

 

II.

 

Bastardly, dastardly,

Joffrey Baratheon’s

Cowardly, spoiled and as

Cruel as they come;

 

Maybe his unbridled 

Psychopathology's

Caused by his Dad being

Brother to Mum.

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III.

 

Blokeily, pokeily,

Renly Baratheon’s

Marriage to Margaery’s

Simply a screen,

 

Helping him pose as a

Heterosexual;

Acting the king when he’s

Really a queen.

 

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House Lannister

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IV.

 

Mightily, knightily,

Ser Jaime Lannister

Finds himself robbed of his

Trusty right mitt.

 

As he’s not gifted with

Ambidexterity,

Life as a lefty's a 

Little bit shit.   

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V.

 

Impily, wimpily,

Tyrion Lannister’s

Less than adept at the

Warrior’s arts,   

 

Being diminished by

Achondroplasia

(Though he has one of the

Show’s biggest parts.)