Going to the Lavatory in Bosnia 

 

If you should ever travel from the town

Of Split towards Dubrovnik further down

The Adriatic coat you'll need to take

Your passport, for the coach will need to make 

Its way through several miles of coastal road

The Dayton Treaty awkwardly bestowed

Upon the state of Bosnia. This chops

In half the nation either side and stops

Croatians passing quite as easily

From north to south as they once did. For we

Intrepid tourists this is all a plus-

Another country ticked off! Lucky us!

And briefly, in a car park by the sea,

We get to stretch our legs and have a pee.