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Little Willies 

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I.

 

Little Willie, watching 'Saw',

Pulled off his sister’s lower jaw.

‘Play nice’, his father warned, ‘or you

Won’t be allowed to see 'Saw II'.’

 

II.

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Little Willie took a gun

And sniped at immigrants for fun. 

‘Thank God,’ said Mum. ‘The things I’ve tried

To get that child to play outside!’   

 

III.

 

Little Willie tortured pets

With red-hot ends of cigarettes.

The law got wind of Willie’s tricks

And now he works for MI6.

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