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The Bible offers this advice;

  Repent of all thy sins. The Lord

Will grant the worthy Paradise

                              As their reward.


But what kind of incentive’s this?

  Who wants to spend eternity

With upright folk? Who’d deem that bliss?

                              Not bloody me.

When dying I’ll abjure the priest

  And trust St. Peter recommends

Damnation, for in Hell at least

                              I’ll be with friends.


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