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Martian

 

Cigarette is a medicinal gas

Reserved for those who cannot cough unaided.

Andrex is tickets for the water feature

Inside a chair called Royal Doulton.

Gravy is cattle-flavoured custard    

Rendered from a special soil.

Arm is a long, articulated tongue;  

It loves the taste of women’s shoulders.

Nudity is when the Clothes’ Union

Elects to take industrial action.