Hitchcock Acrostic
My looming silhouette, obese and bald,
As well as my distinctive, soothing slur,
Still resonate, and even now I’m called
The cinema’s preeminent auteur,
Epitomising what François Truffaut
Revered: a moviemaker in control
Of everything on screen. I ran the show:
Finessing scripts and casting every role,
Selecting music and the mise-en-scène.
Unwilling to consider much beyond
Scenarios that featured guiltless men
Plus pretty women (preferably blonde)
Entangled in intrigues, anxiety,
Not closure, was my watchword from the start,
So I’d draw out the ticking bomb; for me,
Explosions weren’t the interesting part.