Little Willie, watching 'Saw',
Pulled off his sister’s lower jaw.
‘Play nice’, his father warned, ‘or you
Won’t be allowed to see 'Saw II'.’
Little Willie thought it beezer,
Putting Baby in the freezer.
Mummy said ‘Remove him, please.
I need the space for frozen peas.’
Little Willie took a gun
And sniped at immigrants for fun.
‘Thank God,’ said Mum. ‘The things I’ve tried
To get that child to play outside!’
Little Willie tortured pets
With red-hot ends of cigarettes.
The law got wind of Willie’s tricks
And now he works for MI6.