Duncan Goodhew
Would do
The breaststroke
Like a possessed bloke,
But he had the good fortune to be hydrodynamically designed.
No doubt all alopecic swimmers find
Their hair’s nonexistence
Reduces water resistance.
Frank Bruno
Used to be British heavyweight boxing’s numero uno.
When he wasn’t on the receiving end of another pugilist’s
Fists
He chose
To appear on chat shows
And endorse
Sauce.