Duncan Goodhew

Would do

The breaststroke

Like a possessed bloke, 

 

But he had the good fortune to be hydrodynamically designed.

No doubt all alopecic swimmers find

Their hair’s nonexistence

Reduces water resistance.

 

 

Frank Bruno

Used to be British heavyweight boxing’s numero uno.

When he wasn’t on the receiving end of another pugilist’s

Fists

 

He chose

To appear on chat shows                                  

And endorse

Sauce.

Two Sporting Double Clerihews

© 2019 by Rob Stuart