I am an independent spirit.
You have issues with commitment.
He is a womaniser.
I have a healthy appetite.
You eat too much.
He is a pig.
I am prudent.
You are tight.
He is a miser.
I understand the importance of maintaining a work-life balance.
You idle.
He slobs.
I don’t suffer fools.
You have a temper.
He goes mental.
I deserve better.
You resent others’ success.
He is a green-eyed monster.
I have a positive self-image.
You are a bit full of yourself.
He is an egomaniac.