I am an independent spirit.

You have issues with commitment.

He is a womaniser.

 

I have a healthy appetite.

You eat too much.

He is a pig.

 

I am prudent.

You are tight. 

He is a miser.

 

I understand the importance of maintaining a work-life balance.

You idle.

He slobs.

 

I don’t suffer fools.

You have a temper.

He goes mental.  

 

I deserve better.  

You resent others’ success.

He is a green-eyed monster.

 

I have a positive self-image. 

You are a bit full of yourself.

He is an egomaniac.

The Seven Deadly Sins Conjugated

© 2019 by Rob Stuart