I. Titus Andronicus
Fiddledy-diddledy
Titus Andronicus
Wouldn’t show mercy, let
Alarbus die.
Vengeful Tamora goes
Anthropophagical,
Eating the rest of her
Sons in a pie.
II. Romeo and Juliet
Hufflety-pufflety
Romeo Montague
Haplessly falls for a
Capulet’s charm.
Formerly quarreling
Patresfamilias
Make it up after their
Kids buy the farm.
III. Richard III
Hickory-dickory
Cardinal Bourchier
Has a grand total of
Four lines to say.
Other names suitably
Double-dactylian
Sadly don’t feature at
All in this play.