Cigarette is a medicinal gas
Reserved for those who cannot cough unaided.
Andrex is tickets for the water feature
Inside a chair called Royal Doulton.
Gravy is cattle-flavoured custard
Rendered from a special soil.
Arm is a long, articulated tongue;
It loves the taste of women’s shoulders.
Nudity is when the Clothes’ Union
Elects to take industrial action.
Craig Raine Acrostic