Warning-contains spoilers!

 

 

House Targaryen

I.

 

Maddily, baddily,

Aerys Targaryen

Ruled well enough till he

Went off his head.    

 

We don’t see much of his 

Irrationality;

Episode one finds him

Already dead.

 

 

House Baratheon

 

II.

 

Bastardly, dastardly,

Joffrey Baratheon’s

Cowardly, spoiled and as

Cruel as they come;

 

Maybe this evident  

Psychopathology

Stems from his Dad being

Brother to Mum.

 

 

III.

 

Blokeily, pokeily,

Renly Baratheon’s

Marriage to Margaery’s

Simply a screen,

 

Helping him pose as a

Heterosexual;

Acting the king when he’s

Really a queen.

 

House Lannister

IV.

 

Mightily, knightily,

Ser Jaime Lannister

Finds himself robbed of his

Trusty right mitt.

 

As he’s not gifted with

Ambidexterity,

Life as a lefty is

Frankly quite shit.   

 

 

V.

 

Impily, wimpily,

Tyrion Lannister’s

Less than adept at the

Warrior’s arts,   

 

Being diminished by

Achondroplasia

(Though he has one of the

Show’s biggest parts.) 

'Game of Thrones' Double Dactyls

© 2019 by Rob Stuart