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House Targaryen
I.
Maddily, baddily,
Aerys Targaryen
Ruled well enough till he
Went off his head.
We don’t see much of his
Irrationality;
Episode one finds him
Already dead.
House Baratheon
II.
Bastardly, dastardly,
Joffrey Baratheon’s
Cowardly, spoiled and as
Cruel as they come;
Maybe this evident
Psychopathology
Stems from his Dad being
Brother to Mum.
III.
Blokeily, pokeily,
Renly Baratheon’s
Marriage to Margaery’s
Simply a screen,
Helping him pose as a
Heterosexual;
Acting the king when he’s
Really a queen.
House Lannister
IV.
Mightily, knightily,
Ser Jaime Lannister
Finds himself robbed of his
Trusty right mitt.
As he’s not gifted with
Ambidexterity,
Life as a lefty is
Frankly quite shit.
V.
Impily, wimpily,
Tyrion Lannister’s
Less than adept at the
Warrior’s arts,
Being diminished by
Achondroplasia
(Though he has one of the
Show’s biggest parts.)
'Game of Thrones' Double Dactyls