Going to the Lavatory in Bosnia
If you should ever travel from the town
Of Split towards Dubrovnik further down
The Adriatic coast, you’d better take
Your passport for the coach will need to make
Its way through several miles of coastal road
The Dayton Treaty awkwardly bestowed
Upon the state of Bosnia. This chops
In half the nation either side and stops
Croatians passing quite as easily
From north to south as they once did. For we
Intrepid tourists this is all a plus-
Another country ticked off! Lucky us!
And briefly, in a car park by the sea,
We get to stretch our legs and have a pee.