Wasn’t easily shaken;
When he disturbed a burglar one night, instead
Of calling the police he took him to bed.
Thought colour was something to avoid
And just went to town
Was an inveterate alcoholock
And it was on the inside of his windscreen that this drunken berk
Painted his last abstract expressionist work.
Made art that no-one really enjoys.
Who ever said, ‘Ooh, look at that
Exquisite block of rancid fat!’?
Cast two beer cans in bronze.
‘Now get them to sell!’ he
Challenged Leo Castelli.